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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:33
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No, not a chance
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Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Quia qui rem laborum itaque vel.
Thumbs down again.
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So they tried
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Then came..
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Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
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No go.
Still no good
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Just Forget it!
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
share office space ...
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